The Fuzzy Nugget is floppy and furry, but not fat. His favorite place is the bathroom sink and he purrs like a rooting piglet.

At one time he LOVED Fancy Feast Mackerel chunks and Tender Beef and Chicken Classic Pate. That time ended at precisely the moment we committed to purchasing a case of each. His list of dislikes has since grown to incorporate anything purchased in greater quantities than one at a time and so we have amassed a small collection of discard cans. See his pouty face, at left, expressing great dissatisfaction with our cat food choices.

If you live in the Boston area, and your cat likes Fancy Feast chicken, beef or mackerel flavors, and you would like to trade for your own cats’ rejected cans, hit me up at cheezchick@gmail.com so we can arrange a swap.